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Survived a Meeting
Survived a Meeting
Could have been an email.
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Drank Out of a Garden Hose
Drank Out of a Garden Hose
Summer, unfiltered.
Got a Tattoo
Got a Tattoo
Ink that stayed.
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Went Bald
Went Bald
Less hair. More forehead.
Camped
Camped
A night the house was optional.
Caught a Fish
Caught a Fish
A fight, then dinner or a photo.
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Cooked Thanksgiving
Cooked Thanksgiving
A bird, a table, a truce.
Burned Dinner
Burned Dinner
Smoke alarm as sous-chef.
Food Poisoning
Food Poisoning
A meal that fought back.
Called 911
Called 911
You picked up the red phone.
Gave CPR
Gave CPR
Hands on a stranger's clock.
21st Birthday
21st Birthday
Legal, allegedly.
30th Birthday
30th Birthday
The joke about thirty.
40th Birthday
40th Birthday
The joke about forty.
50th Birthday
50th Birthday
Halfway, if you are lucky.
60th Birthday
60th Birthday
The senior discount starts looking at you.
70th Birthday
70th Birthday
Still here, with a cake.
80th Birthday
80th Birthday
The room stands up.
90th Birthday
90th Birthday
A number people clap for.
100th Birthday
100th Birthday
A letter from someone official, maybe.
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Still Here
Still Here
No specific disaster required.
Lived Anyway
Lived Anyway
I can't believe I'm still alive at this point of my life.
Went Viral
Went Viral
Strangers had opinions.
Got a Library Card
Got a Library Card
Free plastic, infinite books.
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