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Beginnings

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Birth
Birth
Pure white. You showed up.
Puberty
Puberty
The untested software update.
Came Out
Came Out
You said it out loud.
Was Adopted
Was Adopted
A different front door.
Learned to Swim
Learned to Swim
You did not sink.
Learned to Ride a Bike
Learned to Ride a Bike
Balance, briefly.
Got Braces
Got Braces
Metal in the smile.
Learned to Read
Learned to Read
The first private superpower.
Got Glasses
Got Glasses
The world sharpened.
Emancipated
Emancipated
Adult on paper, early.
Was in Foster Care
Was in Foster Care
A series of front doors.
Changed My Name
Changed My Name
A new header on the forms.
Left a Religion
Left a Religion
You stopped standing up.